Must-Have Products

Posted on May 18th, 2008 by Jean

Dazzleglass
 
MAC Cosmetics
 
just came out with a new product called Dazzleglass.
 

 
But, I got to wondering, how would it look on me?
 

 
Hideous!
 
Oprah
 
Did you watch Oprah on Friday? It was Give-Away Day.
 

 
What made it funny was that for about 20 minutes, Oprah said she wasn’t giving anything away! Then, the first thing she *gave* was a turkey burger recipe she’d gotten from Donald Trump’s chef.
 

 
The audience, God bless ’em, they were still hooting & hollering, even over a free recipe.
 

 
She finally stepped up to the plate and gave everyone a new grill.
 

 
OPI
 
Allure Magazine says OPI’s Charged Up Cherry makes nails look like they’re ready for vacation.
 

 
1. Would you wear dazzleglass?
2. What is on your summer *must have* list?
3. Would you rather try Trump’s turkey burger, or OPI Charged Up Cherry polish?

Top 20 Favorite Movies

Posted on May 14th, 2008 by Jean

Childhood Movies
(Ages 3 – 12)
 
I have vague memories of these movies being the most fun a kid could ever have!

 

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

With a lead character by the name of Truly Scrumptious, could you ask for anything more?

 

Now You See Him, Now You Don’t (1972)

How cute was Kurt Russell?!

 

Escape to Witch Mountain (1975)

Intrigued?

 

Star Wars (1977)

This movie took my breath away! I had never seen ANYTHING like it!

 


 
Teen Movies
(Ages 14 – 17)
 
Still going to the movies with my parents in my early teen years, but breaking out with friends by my late teens.
 

Mad Max (1979)

Perfect for my teenage hormones.

 

Airplane (1980)

The hands-down funniest movie I had ever seen.

 

Xanadu (1980)

My girlfriend, Joy, and I sang these songs for weeks on end.

 

The Cannonball Run (1981)

Out-takes with Burt Reynolds and Dom Deluise – hilarious!!

 

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

I was so happy, I cried!

 

Tron (1982)

Oh my gosh, what a great idea!

 

Starstruck (1982)

More dancing & singing for weeks on end!

 


 
Adult Movies
(Ages 23 – present)

 
No one to blame but me, myself & I. These are movies that if you said, Hey, Jean, (blank) is on!, I’d run in and watch it with you.

 

Hairspray (1988)

The original cast was great!

 

GoodFellas (1990)

Ray Liotta looks delicious.

 

Madonna / Truth or Dare (1991)

I couldn’t look away!

 

Strictly Ballroom (1992)

Hubba hubba! Plus, I saw this with my sister, which made it extra fun.

 

Groundhog Day (1993)

Bill Murray gets to figure it out!

 

Pulp Fiction (1994)

I got to watch it again and again to figure out the timeline.

 

Dreamquest (2000)

Jenna is number one. (Just testing to see if you’re still awake.)

 

Scary Movie 2 (2001)

James Woods lusting for The Exorcist girl, side-splitting funny!

 

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

I adore the fact there is no emotion ~ brilliant!

Purpose

Posted on May 8th, 2008 by Jean

Dear Grocery Store Clerk ~
 

 
The purpose of my grocery list was to assist my husband in making a rare but necessary purchase for me.
 

 
Do you see that last item there? The one in bold? Yes, Stayfree Maxi Pads. Those are the ones!
 

 
I REALLY wanted them. I have brand loyalty when it comes to my hygiene. I do! I even described the color of the packaging to my husband. I did!
 

 
Rhonda… can I call you Rhonda? As a 42 year old woman, I believe I am mature enough to decide which sanitary product is right for me.
 
You did not need to:
a) stop everything and
b) run over to the sanitary product department to
c) select your favorite product and
d) tell my husband I’d kill him if he didn’t buy your product with
e) WINGS!
 

 
I hate wings.

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