I’m pretty mild-mannered, typically.
 

 
Yep, it’s rare to catch me in a bad mood.
 
But there is one thing that sets me off!
 

 
Being told I loaded the dishwasher incorrectly!
 
Granted, I didn’t have a dishwasher when I was 23, but apparently
I don’t wash dishes by hand correctly either!
 
He said: Put the soap on the sponge.
 
I said: Put the soap in the water.
 

 
The next He in my life also said I was dishwasher challenged.
 

 
It’s not like I loaded the dishwasher like this…
 

Nope, I didn’t add a dog.
 

Didn’t add a cat.
 

Didn’t add a baby. (Ok, maybe once.)
 

Didn’t even add a hat.
 
Here’s a picture of my dishwasher from last evening.
 

Am I missing something obvious?
 

 
I mean, there’s a basket for utensils, little spikey things for plates and cups.
 
Hmmm… I just don’t know what the problem could be.
 
Even Tom snickers to himself as he rearranges the cups & plates. (At least he knows better than to tell me I don’t know how to load a dishwasher!)

Tags: dishwasher, dishwashers, husands, idiots, irks, irritations, pet peeves | Category Humor