My own darling daughter, who is refusing to pose for photographs today, was VERY kind to me on Sunday! To my utter surprise, she drew me a bubble bath! No, I’m not talking about sketching, although she did that too. She ran the water in her tub, and invited me to hop in. Ahhh, the water was so hot! I brought a magazine, thinking I could soak for a bit, but she had other plans for me. It was soon after I was trapped in that tub that she revealed her 12 Steps To Becoming A Princess.
 
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It’s kind of hard to decipher. Let me see if I can remember how to crack the code.
 
Step 1: Take a bubble bath.
 

You have to wash your hair and shave your pits too, Princess.
 
Step 2: Comb Your Hair
 

Getting closer to royalty.
 
Step 3: Put on blue eyeshadow and black mascara.
 

Lovely.
 
Step 4: Apply Lipstick.
 

Dazzleglass – oooh, sexy!
 
Step 5: Choose Your Dress & Shoes
 

Bratzwear – always a classy choice.
 
Step 6: Put Your Shoes On
 

I got nuthin.
 
Step 7: Put On Dress
 

Zip it. Zip it Good.
 
Step 8: I Have No Idea.

 
Her sketch looks like a ladybug taking a shit, but I know she didn’t ask me to poop.
 

 
Ok, I just consulted with the artist, and she said Step 8 is Put Your Hair Up.
 

That’s better!
 
Step 9: Put On Necklace
 

Available at RobynRhodes.com.
 
Step 10: Put On Earrings
 

You Go Girl!
 
Step 11: Everyone Claps For You
 

Check out the princess!
 
Step 12: Take A Bow
 

The End.
 
How does a 5 year old know about a 12-Step program?

Tags: 12 steps, beauty | Category Humor