… lose my expensive bag in space.
There goes my deposit at Bag Borrow or Steal™.
… get replaced by 19 year old twins.
Looks like they’re draining the life right out of him!
… agree to have my butt waxed on t.v.
Aired on TheDoctors November 24th.
I’m Thankful I Didn’t (take two)…
… marry that El Debarge wannabe.
Ooops! I actually did do that.
… marry that guy that was old enough to be my father.
Wrong again. I did that too!
… move to one of the hottest places in North America.
Yipes! I did, and I’m still here too.
… invest money in the stock market.
Wahhhh! No comment.
I’m Thankful I Didn’t (take three)…
… tattoo anyone’s name on my body.
Hey, I got one right!
… try to have my children at home.
C-sections are best done at the hospital, I would think.
… move to one of the coldest places in North America.
I’m a wimp when it comes to cold weather.
… moon or flash anyone.
Which reminds me…
A Mooning Memory
Way back in the late 70’s or early 80’s, I was having breakfast with my brother, sister, Mom and Dad at a restaurant in either Reno or Sparks, NV. This particular restaurant had a bubble window right next to one of the tables. Yes, a big bubble of a window to enjoy the view of snow covered mountains. Let me give you a little piece of advice. If you ever see a *Leave It To Beaver*-type family enjoying their french toast near a bubble window, do not moon them. They could be scarred for life.
• Are you thankful you didn’t…?
• Do you have a mooning memory?
Thanks for reading!
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