Did you hear? Enrique Iglesias threatened… offered… Which is it? Threatened or offered? … To waterski naked if Spain won the World Cup.
Personally, I’d use it as a threat. Kids, do your homework or your father and I will waterski naked!
While researching this subject, I found some other nude sports. Are you ready for this? Nude rock climbing. Go ahead. Let that visual sink in. I don’t care how much I love you. I do not want to follow your naked butt up a rock obstacle course.
Nude limbo. Really? Why don’t you just accompany me to my next OBGYN appointment.
Nude camping. Also known as mosquito smorgasbord.
Some activities I would do in the buff include:
• blogging (I may already have)
• bathing (Really went out on a limb there)
• sleeping
• gardening (Kidding! Just seeing if you’re awake.)
If you’re here to see the exclusive Enrique naked waterskiing video, take a peek before TMZ plasters their logo all over it.
Lucky us.
1) If Enrique does waterski naked, will you watch?
2) Besides the obvious, would you partake in any nude activities?
Comment By: starlaschat
July 13th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Thanks for making me snort while laughing, :+) Now I’m just smiling, that’s a good thing for a Tuesday. Let see Enrique well, I might take a quick glance. After your list of nude activities I can’t think of a sporting event that I would like to do ala nude. Maybe swimming at night. The water would have to be warm. Always an exception to most rules.
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 13th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
LOL – swimming at night. That’s perfect! 😀
Comment By: gigi
July 13th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
OMG this is hilarious. Thanks for stopping by my blog a few times, Jean. I have been meaning to come over here and am glad I did. You crack me up! I would definitely like to see Enrique waterski naked. HELLO!?
But I’m not much of a nudist, myself. 🙂
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 13th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Thank you, Gigi!
Your blog is a delight! I’m meeting such great people through BlogFrog. 😀
I’ll keep you posted if I locate the REAL footage of Enrique waterskiing. LOL!
Comment By: Doraz
July 13th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
This is tooo crazy. 🙂 What some people will do if they are allowed toi do it. lol I love it. More power to him. lol 🙂 I would NEVER do such a thing. lol 🙂 I am way tooo shy. lol 🙂 Now, if someone offered me a million dollars….I would have to sleep on it. lol 🙂
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 13th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
A million? I’d have to sleep on it too! LOL!
Thanks for swinging by, Luisa, and thank you for the big hug this morning!
Comment By: Doraz
July 13th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
🙂 Have fun being crazy. 🙂
Comment By: Joy
July 14th, 2010 at 7:08 am
Oh god Jean, you made me laugh so hard I snorted! LMAO!! I love your sense of ha-ha.
I might peek really quick and I’m with Starla. Maybe a moonlight dip in the lake.
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 14th, 2010 at 8:58 am
You snorted, Joy!? I’ll take that as the highest compliment! Thank you.
Ok, I’ll peek too, and then we can compare notes. LOL!
Comment By: Sunny Wishes She Were Shopping
July 14th, 2010 at 8:21 am
LOL!!! C’mon, you haven’t tried naked gardening? LOL!! Your blogs kill me! This is too funny. 🙂
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 14th, 2010 at 8:59 am
It would have to be naked midnight gardening, and I wouldn’t be able to see the weeds very well. LOL!
Thanks so much! Safe travels… today? Tomorrow? Love you!
Comment By: Nicole
July 14th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Have to admit, would have to take a peek 🙂
btw, you sure do JLo so so well
and thanx for stopping by my blog … wasn’t sure if I would offend the right wing or the religious but it was typed up there before I knew it 🙂
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 14th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Thank you, Nicole! I admit, I borrowed her dress and her assets. LOL!
It was my pleasure to swing by your blog! Thank you for visiting mine as well.
I’ll be sure to BFF you at BlogFrog so I can continue to catch your latest posts.
Comment By: Sherri
July 14th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
I would watch Enrique do anything… doing it naked is just an extra added bonus!
As of late, the only thing I like to do nude is shower. I need to lose this extra 10 lbs I’ve been carrying around. I bought a bike to speed things up so to speak…maybe when that happen I’ll bicycle nude to celebrate 😉
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 14th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
I did see some nude biking events! Be sure to wear your shoes though, and possibly a helmet. LOL!
Comment By: Angelia Sims
July 14th, 2010 at 9:09 pm
My one experience with water skiing had me eating the lake pretty quick. It was kinda painful. If he has a fall, well there won’t be much to look it. HA!
I think I’d prefer some of those soccer players in the nude. YEAH!!! 😀
I am rarely nude since I tend to scare my self walking by mirrors. Ahhhh!!!
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 15th, 2010 at 9:06 am
Eewww owwww! He’s gonna need a cup!
There were some cute soccer players, for sure! 😀
Comment By: Dennis the Vizsla
July 15th, 2010 at 7:18 am
Spain won, right? Now I’m wishing Paz Vega or Penelope Cruz had made this wager instead of Enrique …
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 15th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Dennis ~ Maybe they can join him for some sort of tandem water skiing event.
Comment By: Kristen
July 15th, 2010 at 7:51 am
Gag! Why on earth would we want to watch him water ski nude? And the rock climbing? Who wants all those cuts and scratches? It’s time for people to just Put Their Clothes On! Although I am in favor of nude bathing. It just seems to be more efficient that way.
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 15th, 2010 at 9:04 am
I hadn’t thought of the cuts & scratches! Such a good point. And what about the rappelling line? So unsanitary! LOL!
Comment By: Kristin (Wanderlust)
July 16th, 2010 at 9:19 am
Too funny! And no, not sure I want to see that. I’ll stick to watching naked rugby, thanks!
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 16th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Had to go sneak a peek at your naked rugby players, oh yeah!!!
Comment By: Lynn
July 16th, 2010 at 11:39 am
well i’d definitely like to see him in the buff but waterskiing?? i dunno. i probably wouldn’t partake in any sports in which i had to be nude but i was asked once by a museum curator if i was interested in doing some nude modeling. (true) i chickened out!
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 16th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Don’t think I could pose nude either. Oh, I haven’t been asked. LOL!
Thanks for adding me to your blogroll, Lynn! You are on mine as well. 😀
Comment By: Lynn
July 19th, 2010 at 11:22 am
my pleasure.
Comment By: Leese
July 16th, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Am I the ONLY one who wants to see him water ski naked??? Am I suppose to feel dirty because.. um.. I don’t!!!
HELL YEA I WANT TO SEE HIM AND HIS CHICKEN LEGS NAKED!! LOL!!
I actually met him years and years ago when he released him first CD and then again about 4 years ago and honestly, he’s a dream. He has such a great personality and was really down to earth..
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 16th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Leese, I watched hubby waterski today, and Enrique is in for some punishment! Bwahahahahahaha!
Does he really have chicken legs? LOL!
You have met him TWICE?! What on earth are you doing to get so lucky?
Comment By: Leese
July 19th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Unfortunately, yes.. he definitely has chicken legs .. First time I met him was in New York when he was filming the second (I think) video from his debut album .. I was with my crazy Puerto Rican friend who wanted to score handbags on Canal Street ( .. a whole other story there!)
The second time was after the “Hero” song became big.. his driver locked the keys in their SUV and my ex, The Spawn From Satan’s Ass was a locksmith who had an in with the police so they called him and I went with and there’s the story .. we were there for over an hour and he was soooooo sweet and funny and OMG!! I think I’m going to have a naughty dream tonight!!! LOL
Comment By: Bag Lady
July 16th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Nude water skiing, Enrique-style? Not interested.
My own nude activities? Hmmmm…
Nude cooking? Could be a burning precursor to plastic surgery, so probably not.
Nude jogging? People would attempt to shoot at the white whale bouncing down the street. Bad idea.
Nude cleaning? Well, I’ve cleaned my shower naked. But mostly cuz I then take a shower, so it probably only half counts.
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 17th, 2010 at 6:56 am
I’ve thought about nude house-cleaning, but that’s as far as I got.
I like how you weigh the cons, Bag Lady!
Comment By: James
July 17th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Just curious but how tall are your fences and what type are they? Mmmmmm I used to sleep in the buff right up until the kids came along but now wear boxers not out of modesty but I just could not afford the therapy sessions.
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 18th, 2010 at 8:05 am
LOL, James! I don’t really garden in the nude. 🙂
Lucky for me, we have daughters, so I continue to sleep in the nude. Sorry about the boxers.
Comment By: The Girl from the Ghetto
July 17th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
How about nude Thanksgiving? You could literally see tummies, chins and asses getting fatter, hee hee hee!
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 18th, 2010 at 8:05 am
Nude Thanksgiving…. that would cut down on the invitees! LOL, Girl From The Ghetto.
Comment By: Artswebshow
July 18th, 2010 at 8:19 am
1 no i wouldn’t watch. lol
Please don’t make me watch.
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2 i sometimes cook at home naked. lol
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 19th, 2010 at 8:45 am
LOL, Artswebshow! I promise not to make you watch. I hope you have your potholders strategically placed while you’re cooking in the buff. 😀
Comment By: Jingle
July 18th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
your post is freaking funny,
Happy Sunday!
How are you?
😉
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 19th, 2010 at 8:46 am
Hi Jingle! Thank you! Sunday was good. Spent the morning cleaning, and the evening eating & enjoying friends’ company.
Comment By: Tony
July 20th, 2010 at 2:23 am
What about Nude Scooter Riding
http://www.sqream.net/sqream/Ride7-11-06.html
Although I will never try this myself…
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
July 20th, 2010 at 7:43 am
Naked scooter riding?! I’d want a helmet and shoes, at least.
Comment By: bythetimeigettophoenix
August 8th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
I’m not sure that was well thought out:)
It hurts just to fall on that water, even with a layer or two of clothing! Crap, the first time I learned I promptly put on cut-offs over my suit!
Those soccer fans are NUTS! LOL
Hi Jeaner
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
August 8th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
I watched Tom waterski last month, and boy did that look PUNISHING!
Hi Lisa! 🙂