Dear Grocery Store Clerk ~
 

 
The purpose of my grocery list was to assist my husband in making a rare but necessary purchase for me.
 

 
Do you see that last item there? The one in bold? Yes, Stayfree Maxi Pads. Those are the ones!
 

 
I REALLY wanted them. I have brand loyalty when it comes to my hygiene. I do! I even described the color of the packaging to my husband. I did!
 

 
Rhonda… can I call you Rhonda? As a 42 year old woman, I believe I am mature enough to decide which sanitary product is right for me.
 
You did not need to:
a) stop everything and
b) run over to the sanitary product department to
c) select your favorite product and
d) tell my husband I’d kill him if he didn’t buy your product with
e) WINGS!
 

 
I hate wings.

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