Santa, I’ve been a really good girl this year. Actually, I’ve been good for quite a few years, yet I haven’t seen hide nor hair of you. How about making up for lost time with a few items from my Wish List?
Two words. Alexander McQueen. Hello! Check out this clutch with built-in rings. Oh, Santa baby, I’d be the happiest kid on the block if you’d stuff this lil’ gem in my stocking.
I know this seems like an odd request, but please place Animatronic Elvis under my tree. Something about his battery-operated head makes me quiver. Does he have a “hum” setting? Oh, don’t forget the 8 D batteries!
Santa, I can hear you now. “What a greedy bi…”, but wait! You can satisfy my sweet tooth for around twenty dollars with Vosges’ Caramel Toffee Marshmallows. Pick up a 4-pack for yourself. They will melt in your jolly mouth, my good man.
If you still think ill of me, well so be it. Get your point across with Dirty Dishtowels (preferably not one I have to explain to the kids).
I think I’m letting you off easy, but a few of my naughty and nice friends have some special requests.
• What’s on your wish list?
Comment By: Era
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:29 am
That clutch with built-in rings is brilliant and those caramel toffee marshmellows are making my mouth water. I think I would like a nicer camera. Yeah, that would be great.
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:49 am
I love that clutch! I’d even take a copycat clutch.
My sister and I tried those marshmallows in Vegas, and oh…my…goodness… they are amazing! The most delicate, delicious, sweet concoction to pass these lips.
Oh, a nicer camera is a must! Santa, are you listening? 😀
Comment By: Its me MontanaLady!
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:15 am
Hehehehehe! nice list.
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:50 am
LOL! Thanks Montana! Oh, I forgot to tell Santa I want a Snuggie!
Comment By: Gary
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:37 am
I like your list Jean and I have been an extra good boy this year. Santa, PLEASE leave me a shiny new golf cart in my driveway or garage this Christmas. I would be the envy of all the pond people at the resort! 😀
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
December 3rd, 2009 at 8:41 am
I hope Santa delivers, Gary! Are you sure you aren’t on his naughty list? 😉
Comment By: Gary
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Nope, just my wife’s. 😀
Comment By: Just a Mom
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:41 am
I love the Dirt Dish Towels!
I am a simple person, well that and slightly poor, but I really want the Elmo Live! That thing cracks me up!
http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?st=8002&e=demo&pid=44388&comm=yes
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
December 3rd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
LOL, Just a Mom! I was checking out Elmo when my 4 year old entered the room. Now she’d like one too! What an adorable toy.
The dirty dishtowels are so cool! I got one last year, and it’s large, sturdy, and fun.
Comment By: Sherri
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I want the new Droid by Motorola. My cell phone is barely a step above the Jitterbug phone!
My b/f works at Motorola as an electrical engineer…you’d think it’d be super easy to get one. He had to buy one himself but he at least got a discount! Maybe if I’m EXTRA naughty he’ll leave one in my stocking. I mean the stocking on my leg 😉
Comment By: Gary
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
OH MY! 😉
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
December 4th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Great. Now the Jitterbug song is stuck in my head. I hope you get a Droid, Sherri. Let us know!
Comment By: Jessica Lee Binder
December 4th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Ok don’t laugh, but here’s what I want, and I know it’s all very expensive, so I’m not getting any of it, but you asked:
#1Sous Vide Supreme
a pizza oven
Berkel Meat Slicer
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
December 6th, 2009 at 8:12 am
I’m not laughing, Jessica. Wow, a water oven? I’ve never seen anything like that! The pizza oven looks very cool and professional. The meat slicer also looks cool and is surprisingly VERY expensive!
Comment By: AmyMusings
December 5th, 2009 at 5:45 am
Bitch, please! Is that a skull on the clasp?? Me likey. I saw a skull belt buckle that I had to have but the very selfish woman wearing it wouldn’t unhand the darn thing and give it to me.
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
December 6th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Seriously, yes, Amy. Skulls! Oh, what a selfish woman to want to keep her damned skull belt to herself.
Comment By: Leese
December 5th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I.
WANT.
THAT.
CLUTCH.
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
December 6th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Leese, you could parade around with this clutch and your designer high heels. I can so see you with this!
Comment By: Doraz
December 8th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Hard to say because I love playing Santa Claus and making other people happy! 🙂
Comment By: javajunkee
December 14th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Well a new house is on my list..but pretty sure Santa crossed that off about January 2nd of this year! (somebody he told me he started crossing crap off early in the year for bad behavior)…
ok so then next on the list was (and you would not be able to tell it by look at me …I am a purse whore..yep you read it here..maybe not first but you read it here)….I usually get them from goodwill but my daughter found me a KVZ at Gordmans for a good price and so she bought it..I am allowed to use it until Christmas eve and then she’ll wrap it and then I have to go “ahhh” like it’s the first time I’ve seen it. “I” had a better idea. I said since the purse was knocked down 15 from what it normal is..take that and buy me something else I can unwrap! 🙂 TA-DA!
Comment By: Jean Has Been Shopping
December 14th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I had to google KVZ, and now I’m oohing and aahing!
Well, try to behave yourself next year. Is that even possible? 🙂