WATER BABIES
I have water babies. My two girls 
LOVE water!
Yes, they’re cute & cuddly. Fondness for water is all good when it’s outside in the jacuzzi. But there is a menacing side.
It’s early morning. Everyone’s been fed. Spongebob is on the t.v. All seems normal. My mission: to take a shower…. alone!
It just isn’t humanly possible! The 2 little water nymphs have a 6th sense! They MUST join me in the shower. It is their goal in life.
They sneak in and soak up all the lovely shower spray, while I stand in the corner, surrounded in steam.
This phenomenon has been going on for at least two years. Here is a picture Natalie drew in 2006.
Don’t let her fool you. We do not have dual showerheads. Look how sad I am. Don’t look at my black nipples.
So I was searching google for some interesting shower images, and look what I found.
A Psycho Shower Curtain. How weird is that? Imagine taking a shower and seeing that silhouette.
Want to see another strange shower curtain I found?
That’s right. A raw steak shower curtain. Who is this for? Butchers?
While purusing the meaty website, I found these other clever items!
Bacon Band-Aids!
A Bacon Wallet!
Come on! Do these not scream out HAPPY FATHER’S DAY?If you must shop for meat-inspired products, here is the BaconAndMeat.com website! Have fun! And let us know what you bought!
