Blogging Notes 5

Posted on April 17th, 2008 by Jean

I once had a kisser who would scrape his tongue on my top teeth.
 
I use a tongue-scraper daily, so I know the gunk that comes off one’s tongue.
 

 
YUCK!
 
Did you ever experience a bad kisser?
 


 
I was listening to Blue Collar Radio. Ray Romano came on and talked about sex after twins. He and his wife now have sex every 3 months. Afterwards, he pays his quarterly taxes. If it’s oral, he renews his driver’s license.
 
In Arizona, our DLs are good for twenty five years!
 

 


 

 
Pearl: Mom, Dad says where’s the camel.
 
Me: Camel?
 
Pearl: No. Camel.
 
Me: Camel?
 
Pearl: Dad says it’s stinky in here.
 
Me: Oh!.
 

(Candle.)
 


 
When I first signed up for MySpace, I would browse the blogs and subscribe to those that seemed interesting (kind of like now, but without word of mouth because I was so new).
 
I subscribed to a Make-Up Blog, and was promptly shunned.
 

 
That particular blogger wouldn’t reply to my questions or comments. Just jumped over my comment and proceeded to the next subscriber.
 
If I ever skip over your comment, it’s unintentional. You may publicly flog me… or just remind me of my brain fart.
 

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