I Tasted Kentucky

Posted on December 4th, 2008 by Jean

I have to apologize. I tried to post a blog yesterday, but discovered an important fact. Drinking a shot of bourbon in the afternoon makes it difficult for me to form sentences. Why was I drinking bourbon? Because my sweet friend, Jillicous, sent me a Taste of Kentucky, complete with Mint Julep mix! I HAD to try it. So, I was drinking, and snapping pictures, and attempting to blog. Good thing I sobered up before posting it. So, let me try again to share with you the early Christmas present I received on Wednesday.
 

 
Here is an animation I made while I was drinking. You can just see my eyes glazing over, can’t you?
 

Tags: bourbon, Cocktail, drunk, gift, kentucky

Meet My Party Crashers

Posted on July 7th, 2008 by Jean

My party was crashed.
 
It wasn’t much of a party, in the way of size. Tom, the kids and I, plus our buddies, Rick & Joyce. We were grilling a roast, enjoying a few leaded lemonades, playing Wii bowling. What more could you ask for on a beautiful Saturday evening?
 
Knock, knock, knock!
 
Seriously, who is that? Who are they?
 
Please. If these 2 people come a knockin, you might want to batten down the hatches. I had never seen them before in my life, but they came prepared to party. Tom, apparently, knew them in passing.
 
Mrs Bickerson
 

 
Features:
Tight perm
Large hooters
 
Tendencies:
• Offers to show you her new breasts within 1 hour of meeting you.
• Brings her own wine & glass, but will guzzle 8 shots of your finest Crown Royal.
• Swears like a sailor.
• Pulls you into her fights by asking, What would you do if I fell down drunk?
• Wants to borrow your swimsuit and jacuzzi at 11pm.
 
Mr. Bickerson
 

 
Features:
Large, white handlebar moustache
 
Tendencies:
• Ready to party with his own cooler, beer, mug, and bloody mary mix.
• Pushes Mrs. Bickerson’s buttons, causing her to swear like a sailor.
• Shoots a mean game of pool.
 
I don’t know how they ended up at our house, but when our friends, Rick & Joyce, left around 10pm, we wanted to go with them!
 
Mr. Bickerson’s level head prevailed, and he drug his wife and his cooler out of here before I had to forfeit my swimwear.
 
• What do you say when a woman offers to show you her boobs?
• Have you ever loaned your swimsuit to a stranger?
• Have you partied with the Bickersons?

Tags: bicker, crashers, drunk, party

Birthday Hangover

Posted on June 11th, 2008 by Jean

I’m a little hung-over. We went out last night to celebrate my birthday early. One of our friends had arranged to take us, but then had to cancel last minute. Tom and I still went. The friend comped us $150 towards the meal.
 
We had about 5 minutes to kill before dinner, so we sat down to gamble. I hit 4 Aces for $100!
 

 
Dinner was GREAT, and Tom was so much FUN!
 
I put a flower behind my ear.
 

 
Tom put a flower behind his ear.
 

 
We drank.
 

 
Tom licked my face.
 

 
Oh, here’s Chris, our server. I told him I’d blog about him. I don’t know why he’s blurry… hiccup!
 

 
Let’s see… oh ya! The food!
 

 
We had steak & lobster, calamari, escargot, and oysters.
 
Anyone know how to cure a hang-over?

Tags: Birthday, casino, dining, dinner, drunk, hangover