Insomnia Notes + Pimp Zone
Posted on May 2nd, 2009 by Jean3:00 o’clock in the morning, I’m jolted awake by large viking wielding an axe in my dining room. I hop out of bed, heading to the kitchen to make sure it was all just a dream. There’s no sign of him. Maybe I woke too soon. Who’s to say a viking dream is bad?
I wonder how my virtual crops are doing? I’m a farmer on Facebook. Do real farmers lie awake at night, wondering how their crops are doing? I was (virtually) devastated when my (virtual) grapes died on the vine.
If sharting is shit + farting, what’s peeing when you sneeze? Peez? Sneed?
Speaking of Facebook applications, my daughters love to sprinkle fairy dust on my friends. I always type a little note to accompany the sprinkling. “I love you. I love to sprinkle you.” — signed Pearl (4) and Natalie (6). Jean (43) doesn’t do too much sprinkling or writing of the mushy notes.
Have you been to VideoJug.com? Here’s just a sampling of the videos they offer.
Life Explained ~ On Film
I wouldn’t be surprised if they explained how to boil water. I’d like to submit a video. Maybe a photoshop tip or a makeup tip for women over 40. I was mesmerized one evening while a woman showed me how to apply eyeshadow like Britney Spears. At least she wasn’t teaching me how to cut my hair like Britney.
The Britney Eye (clickable link).
Pimp Zone
If you have not already had the pleasure of reading Amylicious, run, don’t walk, to her blog. Here’s one I found particularly hilarious: Buzz Kill.
Amy just recently launched a blog outside of MySpace. You can find it here: Amy’s Musings.
Have a fantastic weekend, and thanks for reading!
Tags: amylicious, britney, facebook, funny, Humor, insomnia, notes, pimp, Video